Thursday, March 12, 2009

Chuck For President


It's in everyone's best interest if we just move to Texas now.
See Article.

4 Comments:

Blogger milkman said...

Chuck Norris became the President of Texas without an election.

3/12/2009 10:17:00 AM

 
Blogger Raven said...

He was cool on TV and all, and the whole "another fist hiding under his beard... round house kick" thing was funny back in 1996, but everything he's said or done in real life points to hanous douchebag.

3/12/2009 10:33:00 AM

 
Blogger Justin Short said...

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

3/13/2009 05:40:00 AM

 
Blogger Raven said...

That wasnt Chuck Norris, that was Bill Brasky.

3/13/2009 10:07:00 AM

 

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