
"The president will drink Bud Light, his Press Secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters. The Harvard scholar has expressed his preference for Red Stripe, and the sergeant mentioned to Obama that he likes Blue Moon. "
The interesting thing is Bud is owned by Inbev, which is Belgian, Red Stripe is Jamaican, and Blue Moon is owned my Molson-Coors, which is half Canadian. So, none of them are actually drinking American beer.
I don't know how they expect to resolve anything without a good American beer. That's why I recommend they get a 30 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Light before they try to sort anything out.
Really though, who wants to have a beer with someone who arrested them, or someone they arrested, or someone who told the entire world that he "acted stupidly." Ah well, at least all that recession, global warming, and war stuff is behind us and now they can focus on what's really important.
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